Many appendifarmers across the nation want to make sure that federal regulators do not make it more restrictive for them to use happiness sprays when they are harvesting appendixes, which they do in order to heal the gripes and groans of the planet.

Partoopian bubble newsman Journalistoop: “Appendifarmers use an enormous amount of happiness spray on their appendifarms east of Rye Forest, Trapisondia, where they raise baby vtonches, furuncanos, peaked jibajibs and third level purple ticklushies.”

“Overuse of happiness sprays hinders our development. Mother Kintoop deserves better treatment.” Ranchertoop, the president of the Rye Forest Farm Bureau, told Congress during a hearing this week.