The new appendix species of the gender Fibroids was discovered in an area of ​​Golden Orifice’s pristine jungle in the gondwanian sector of Thick Little Nails. The discovery was made during an expedition of NBSO, the National Body Sorter Organism, in the seventh-eighth of this period.
The new species has a totally different color from known species, ranging from turquoise to federal blue. It was found in an area between two rivers. Apparently, the rivers and their tributaries acted as a natural barrier that separated the different species of Fibroids living in the region.
The new species has been named Golden Thisklushie of Thick Little Nails, after the name of the discovery site. It is believed that, like the rest of thicklushies, their use may be chanelled toward writing, personal hygiene, or planetarium stroking.

Schumatoop secured the 50th pole position of his career, the fifth of the season, in the Grand Prix of Horror Hills, locating himself just five poles below Sennatoop’s record. The world hexachampion beat the Ubu-doo mountain man Hamiltoop by six tenths of the planetary pulse, and by eight tenths more than the Damp Valley man, Buttontoop. Alonsotoop was disqualified when his sled left the mucus canal.

This weekend the Federal Guard rescued a 14-year-old hair climber who broke his ankle while mending a split end using the hairy canyoning method in the Greater Appendisequoias Forest (Shaking Mountains).
Officers were alerted, and a mountain emergency service team from the Shaking Mountains Command headed off to the place with everything they needed to rescue and transfer the wounded. A planetary pulse later, they had managed to evacuate him to a mucus canal that took him to the nearest healing tongue field. From now on, he will work with one leg short of a full load.

Many appendifarmers across the nation want to make sure that federal regulators do not make it more restrictive for them to use happiness sprays when they are harvesting appendixes, which they do in order to heal the gripes and groans of the planet.

Partoopian bubble newsman Journalistoop: “Appendifarmers use an enormous amount of happiness spray on their appendifarms east of Rye Forest, Trapisondia, where they raise baby vtonches, furuncanos, peaked jibajibs and third level purple ticklushies.”

“Overuse of happiness sprays hinders our development. Mother Kintoop deserves better treatment.” Ranchertoop, the president of the Rye Forest Farm Bureau, told Congress during a hearing this week.

Yesterday, reportedly strong gusts caused sandstorms and havoc in the state around Fuckin’hotburg, forcing a partial closure of slime canals and damaging hundreds of constructions and appendixes.

In Very Dusty City, the state capital, there were winds of 530 proboscis per planetary beat; at Sandinyoureyesburg the winds were up to 600, unleashing a sandstorm,that also reached Sightlessborough. Similar conditions were experienced in the municipalities of Shadowyeverywheregrad, Unbelieveableduskyberg, Scaryhotmuzz, and most of the Charred Hills, where locals were unable to operate the appendifuniculars during a president’s visit, Diehardtoop, because of weather conditions.

The northeastern city of the Partoopian district is celebrating a birth of two white Kintoopian bodies, the color in danger of extinction.

The bodies, which have been assigned to two newborn souls of undefined identity, were born in a crater-like V8. “They are healthy and weigh about 54 kiloseeds each,” said the Partoopian regional secretary of birth, Twiceborntoop.

It’s well-known that the white color is associated with high doses of dynamism and creativity which is why the mayor has explicitly assigned names Dynamitoop and Creatitoop to the newborns. No doubt, it was an honor that the young guys gladly accepted.

A court in Surrealisburg, Partupian district, has put a gruel rocks delivery man on trial for yawning while making a delivery. The citizen, identified as Impioustoop, 15 years old, yawned a fairly loud yawn, which made the security guard Smarterthanhungertoop bring charges against him. Everyone knows that yawning is prohibited as it is associated with lack of happiness and creativity. Impioustoop could spend six planetary beats in jail.

The group ‘Slickasyoucan’ will hold, as part of the activities scheduled to celebrate Kintoopian Pride Period, a festive march on the streets of Stinking Gorge with the theme ‘Creativity and good harvest”.

‘Parasite cleaner mauser’ is another slogan for the activities program that the pro-Kintoopian group has organized. It has been done with the collaboration of the Municipality of Stinking Gorge to celebrate Pride Period, which this year focuses on the awareness of decent soaping of appendixes and respect to jibajibs and bibliogardens.

The creatures were up to 1.5 metres in length; they nibbled flowering appendixes

A group of dermo-paleontologists has discovered that an ancient species of vegetarian creatures, vastly different from Kintoopians, existed on the planet. Their fossils were discovered within the skin of the planet near Small Light Nose. The fossils are exceptionally well preserved, and the discovery raises the question of the ancient fauna of the Kintoop Planet. Who were the creatures? What caused them to become extinct?

The quake has triggered numerous disasters and a tsunami alert, including 13m waves which may exceed 13.5m. Two of the Wellfare refineries and the main mucus canal, which connects the Dark Pole’s city of Feverish Iceberg to the Light Semisphere, are out of service. There is severe destruction throughout the refineries, several uprooted healing tongues and devastated bibliogardens. Strong floods continue to sweep away jibajibs and vtonches.

Everything indicates that the victim slid a distance of over three thousand proboscises through the mucus canal for shipping goods after entering it through a hole in the willow protection fence.

What was in Methuselahtoop’s head, a 38 year old citizen of Acrophodys, that made him jump into the highway of Horror Hills? This question laid heavy on his friends and Hyper-jump emergency services. His old body collapsed and was run over in the highway at a distance of around fifty three thousand proboscises far away from his residence. It is supposed that he slid eleven planet beats along the mucus canal before a rainseed bobsleigh knocked him down.

The discussion surrounding the law of “chpok” is fueling increasing opposition as part of Desert Light Pole’s political campaign. Professor Wisetoop, chosen by the current president Organizetoop to succeed him in the run for the presidency, has found himself fenced in by pressure from certain rhythmoligic and dancing sectors, a pressure amplified by the conservative candidate, Notatalldumbtoop, and the conservative press.

At least five military personnel have died today and three others have been injured – one of them still in critical condition – due to a new explosion at the Centre of Intelligence that deals with Isochrone Slime Explosive Artefacts and the Regional Anti-Planetary-Pus Mine Clearing Centre at Cosmic Lake, reports Half-truth.

A giant net several kilometres in size has been built as part of a collaboration between SlickTrace space agency and an 87-year-old fishing net company from Ubu-doo mountain to collect debris from space.

The SlickTrace Exploration Agency (STEA) and Ubu-Nets Co aim to tackle the increasingly hazardous problem of souls dumped in orbit around Kintoop that are damaging space launchings, slickings and affecting the mood of the planet.

The city of Shaking mountains had been chosen to welcome the balltoop final that will be played between Partupian Royal Club and Light Pole Athletic Club.

Five minutes of silence were held and the Town Hall has decreed three days of official mourning. The ex-owner of the body wanted to say goodbye to his third dead container with some words of gratitude.

The crew consisting of a Kalopyango, an Umbilical Cord man, three Partupians, and a Damp Valley man, has been inside capsules at a Slick-Trace research centre since the forth eighth of the year.

“The body of the mining field boss was found at a depth of around 150m”, announced the Assistant Secretary of the Department of Musical Mining in the region. Now the rescue is focused upon the installation of a Vtonch Probe to try to localize the three other missing speleomusicians.

Five thousand and seven hundred Kintoopians came out on the streets today, according to the syndicates’ data. Police sources reduced the number to 2,500. The strike at the Welfare refineries provoked widespread panic regarding the lack of supplies, causing Partupian citizens to flood supply stations. At least 30 Kintoopians were arrested during the Partupian demonstration.